Dreams Are Often Cooler Than My Life

Please don't tell me your dreams. They are often cooler than reality and it only reminds me how boring and flightless my life is.

My sister had a dream. In it I had a mini elephant for a pet. I don't have a mini elephant in real life. I only have a normal sized cat. It made me sad that I did not also have a mini elephant. It ruined my day.

To this day, I still have not acquired a mini elephant.