Sunday, February 20, 2011

Gift Giving

I recently found that gift giving is very tricky. There are different gifts for different types of people. Give the wrong gift to the wrong person, you come across as insensitive and offensive. 

Bad gifts for close friends

Giving any of these gifts will reveal that you would rather watch TV that get to know those close to you.









OR


Bad gifts for coworker and acquaintances








Sometimes it's better to just buy a card.

 

Dreams Are Often Cooler Than My Life

Please don't tell me your dreams. They are often cooler than reality and it only reminds me how boring and flightless my life is.

My sister had a dream. In it I had a mini elephant for a pet. I don't have a mini elephant in real life. I only have a normal sized cat. It made me sad that I did not also have a mini elephant. It ruined my day.




To this day, I still have not acquired a mini elephant.

The Good Old Days

Now that I'm unemployed, I look back and remember the good old days...

TUESDAY!