Edible Weather

Thorough Throw

You can throw down and throw up, but can you throw... sideways?

Yes. Yes, you can.

Death of a Matress

Homicide = the act of one killing a human.

Suicide = the act of killing oneself.

Matricide = the act of killing one's mother.

... the act of killing one's mattress?

Lonely Ghost

Barfing on People

People are more likely to accept the barf when you're 5. Less when you're 25.

When you're 5...

When you're 25...