Lonely Ghost Attends an Occupy Rally

Cool Baby

Whenever I see those little "Baby on Board" signs in people's car windows, all I imagine is a very cool baby on some kind of board. Usually a skateboard. Occasionally a snowboard.

Lonely Ghost Reads the Paper

Lonely Ghost Plays Jenga

Lonely Ghost rents "Ghost"

Edible Weather

Thorough Throw

You can throw down and throw up, but can you throw... sideways?

Yes. Yes, you can.

Death of a Matress

Homicide = the act of one killing a human.

Suicide = the act of killing oneself.

Matricide = the act of killing one's mother.

... the act of killing one's mattress?

Lonely Ghost

Barfing on People

People are more likely to accept the barf when you're 5. Less when you're 25.

When you're 5...

When you're 25...

Flutter By!

Brush Time!

Bear's Dream

Sick Day!

I feel like a big germ.

Gift Giving

I recently found that gift giving is very tricky. There are different gifts for different types of people. Give the wrong gift to the wrong person, you come across as insensitive and offensive. 

Bad gifts for close friends

Giving any of these gifts will reveal that you would rather watch TV that get to know those close to you.

OR

Bad gifts for coworker and acquaintances

Sometimes it's better to just buy a card.